Proverbs 26   (KJV)

   1 As snow in summer, and as rain in harvest, so honour is not seemly for a fool.

   2 As the bird by wandering, as the swallow by flying, so the curse causeless shall not come.

   3 A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back.

   4 Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him.

   5 Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit.

   6 He that sendeth a message by the hand of a fool cutteth off the feet, and drinketh damage.

   7 The legs of the lame are not equal: so is a parable in the mouth of fools.
 

   8 As he that bindeth a stone in a sling, so is he that giveth honour to a fool.

   9 As a thorn goeth up into the hand of a drunkard, so is a parable in the mouths of fools.

   10 The great God that formed all things both rewardeth the fool, and rewardeth transgressors.

   11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

   12 Seest thou a man wise in his own conceit? there is more hope of a fool than of him.

   13 The slothful man saith, There is a lion in the way; a lion is in the streets.

   14 As the door turneth upon his hinges, so doth the slothful upon his bed.
 

   15 The slothful hideth his hand in his bosom; it grieveth him to bring it again to his mouth.

   16 The sluggard is wiser in his own conceit than seven men that can render a reason.

   17 He that passeth by, and meddleth with strife belonging not to him, is like one that taketh a dog by the ears.

   18 As a mad man who casteth firebrands, arrows, and death,

   19 So is the man that deceiveth his neighbour, and saith, Am not I in sport?

   20 Where no wood is, there the fire goeth out: so where there is no talebearer, the strife ceaseth.

   21 As coals are to burning coals, and wood to fire; so is a contentious man to kindle strife

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   22 The words of a talebearer are as wounds, and they go down into the innermost parts of the belly.

   23 Burning lips and a wicked heart are like a potsherd covered with silver dross.

   24 He that hateth dissembleth with his lips, and layeth up deceit within him;

   25 When he speaketh fair, believe him not: for there are seven abominations in his heart.

   26 Whose hatred is covered by deceit, his wickedness shall be shewed before the whole congregation.

   27 Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein: and he that rolleth a stone, it will return upon him.

   28 A lying tongue hateth those that are afflicted by it; and a flattering mouth worketh ruin.
 

Proverbs 26  (NLT)

    1 Honor is no more associated with fools than snow with summer or rain with harvest.

    2 Like a fluttering sparrow or a darting swallow, an undeserved curse will not land on its intended victim.

    3 Guide a horse with a whip, a donkey with a bridle, and a fool with a rod to his back!

    4 Don't answer the foolish arguments of fools, or you will become as foolish as they are.

    5 Be sure to answer the foolish arguments of fools, or they will become wise in their own estimation.

    6 Trusting a fool to convey a message is like cutting off one's feet or drinking poison!

    7 A proverb in the mouth of a fool is as useless as a paralyzed leg.

    8 Honoring a fool is as foolish as tying a stone to a slingshot.

    9 A proverb in the mouth of a fool is like a thorny branch brandished by a drunk.

   10 An employer who hires a fool or a bystander is like an archer who shoots at random.

   11 As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his foolishness.

   12 There is more hope for fools than for people who think they are wise.

   13 The lazy person claims, "There's a lion on the road! Yes, I'm sure there's a lion out there!"

   14 As a door swings back and forth on its hinges, so the lazy person turns over in bed.

   15 Lazy people take food in their hand but don't even lift it to their mouth.

   16 Lazy people consider themselves smarter than seven wise counselors.

   17 Interfering in someone else's argument is as foolish as yanking a dog's ears.

   18 Just as damaging as a madman shooting a deadly weapon

   19 is someone who lies to a friend and then says, "I was only joking."

   20 Fire goes out without wood, and quarrels disappear when gossip stops.

   21 A quarrelsome person starts fights as easily as hot embers light charcoal or fire lights wood.

   22 Rumors are dainty morsels that sink deep into one's heart.

   23 Smooth words may hide a wicked heart, just as a pretty glaze covers a clay pot.

   24 People may cover their hatred with pleasant words, but they're deceiving you.

   25 They pretend to be kind, but don't believe them. Their hearts are full of many evils.

   26 While their hatred may be concealed by trickery, their wrongdoing will be exposed in public.

   27 If you set a trap for others, you will get caught in it yourself.  If you roll a boulder down on others, it will crush you instead.

   28 A lying tongue hates its victims, and flattering words cause ruin.